Julie Bowen by Kevin Parry/WireImage.com, Hunter Parrish by Sheryl Nields/Showtime Julie Bowen by Kevin Parry/WireImage.com, Hunter Parrish by Sheryl Nields/Showtime

No, you're not high - at least you're not just high. My Weeds mole tells me that the Showtime hit is about to fulfill millions of guys' MILF fantasies by casting knockout Julie Bowen ( Lost, Boston Legal, Ed) as a cradle-robbing single mom who "befriends" Nancy's nubile son, Silas.

Although a rep for the cabler was unavailable for comment - put down that blunt already! - I trust my source, who says that at first Bowen's character and the strapping 17-year-old are just pals. Then, as will happen between two people who look like they do, an attraction develops. Then, before they know it, people are making "MILF Island" jokes about them and they're getting invited by backyard barbecues at Ashton and Demi's.

So, between this arc, the hiring of Albert Brooks as Nancy's estranged father-in-law and the downgrading of Tonye Patano and Romany Malco to recurring, clearly, when Weeds begins its fourth season on June 16, it's going to be a rather different show. How do you feel about that? Can you roll with the punches? Or are there not enough joints in the world that you can roll to deal with the changes? Discuss below. And don't bogart the Baked Lays. - Additional reporting by Ben Katner