Ray Romano can ponder the future of Everybody Loves Raymond in his new Malibu home, which he just purchased for $8 million, the Los Angeles Times reports. The Cape Cod-style crib boasts ocean views (big deal), five bedrooms (that's all?), hardwood floors (got those myself), beamed ceilings (stop the presses!), a pool (probably above ground) and fireplaces in the living room, master bedroom and one of the guesthouses (damn him!).