On last night's painfully bloated and convoluted two-hour finale of For Love or Money, so-skeevy-he's-scary Rob Campos tried (and failed) to find the right words to dump Paige and pick Erin. Too bad Erin took the $1 million and ran — straight to a starring role on NBC's For Love or Money 2! And me? I ran straight to the kitchen and drove a fork into the palm of my hand as punishment for sitting through this godawful excuse for a TV show.