Rules of Engagement by Cliff Lipson/CBS Rules of Engagement by Cliff Lipson/CBS

Straight from the Eye:

"Heather Locklear ( Spin City) will guest-star in two episodes of the comedy Rules of Engagement later this season on the CBS television network. In the episodes, Locklear will play Barbara, the sister of Audrey (Megyn Price) who comes to town to visit. During her stay, Barbara announces that her marriage, which Audrey has always idealized, may be over. While Audrey has a difficult time dealing with the news, she is even more surprised to learn that her sister has agreed to go on a date with Russell (played by David Spade)."

The likes of Locklear hooking up with Spade? Only on TV, folks.