Question: Emily VanCamp with Marish on SVU?! Really?! And you didn't tell us?! Did they have to be drinking Snapple for it to be column-worthy or something?

Answer: Um, if you hadn't noticed, I was a little busy helping her land the most anticipated TV role of the 2006-07 season. Jeez. Besides, you're gonna read all about her SVU gig later this week in the Ausiello Report, when my exclusive Q&A with Emily runs. So relax yourself.