Easy Come, Easy Go: Lindsay Lohan Caught... and Released

See how much can happen in just a few minutes? Yesterday the hopefully reformed party animal served 84 minutes in jail — that's less time than it takes to watch Freaky Friday — on her drunk-driving offense. But she wasn't given special treatment. Noooooo. "This is what we do for most everybody in this position," says a sheriff's department spokesperson. Well, in that case, party in the Caddy! — Ben Katner