Oprah Winfrey showed up for jury duty Monday at Chicago's Cook County Criminal Court and was actually assigned to a murder trial! Winfrey, who will earn $17.20 a day for her service, told reporters she didn't think she'd be picked because she's too opinionated. "I'm just hoping it doesn't take longer than a week," she added, "because I've got shows to do." Please, everyone knows the new season of Oprah doesn't start for another month. Nice try, O.