Question: Dude, what was with your shirt selection on last week's vodcast? Does TV Guide not have a "Mode"-like Christine equivalent to help you with your wardrobe? Seriously. That light gray simply does not work for you. I'd suggest a cerulean blue or eggplant.

Answer: Blame the folks over at Penguin. I approached them two months ago about becoming the Ausiello Report's exclusive wardrobe supplier, but I have yet to hear back. They've got two more weeks before I move on to Ben Sherman. I'm not playing around anymore.