When Howard Stern takes his act to satellite radio on Jan. 9, subscribers to the month-old Sirius Canada will be left wondering, "Where are the farting midgets, eh?" In a move that all but implores Canucks to illegally tap into Sirius' U.S. feed, Sirius Canada has opted not to include Stern in its lineup. "At the end of the day, it was a company decision," a spokesperson tells the Hollywood Reporter, neglecting to specify that the "company" is probably one little old lady from Sackville.