Question: Did you really eat Tofurkey for Thanksgiving? Are you a vegetarian?

Answer: I'm a fish-eating vegetarian, so technically that makes me, um, a hypocrite. And no, I didn't end up having Tofurkey. Sadly, I'm the only hypocrite nonmeat-eater in my family, so it hardly seemed worth the trouble. Instead, I binged and purged on stuffing, mashed potatoes and broccoli, and then for dessert I opened my Battlestar Galactica Season One DVD and gobbled up the first 10 hours in one sitting. That's right, if you haven't figured it out by all the gratuitous frakking, BSG is my new unhealthy obsession. I'm mortified that I failed to include the show or Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell on our Dream Emmy ballot last June. Talk about a frakkin' inexcusable oversight. But if Season 2 is half as good as Season 1 (and I hear that it is), you can be sure those wrongs will be righted when ballot-time comes around next year.