In an interview with MediaVillage.com, series creator Marc Cherry says that Desperate Housewives fans can expect to RSVP for not one but two marriage ceremonies in the weeks to come. "One is a quickie wedding," he shares. "The other is a big, legendary, soap-opera wedding, the kind that folks are hopefully going to tune in for."

Quiz: What do you think Cherry means by a "soap-opera wedding"?
A) Elizabeth Taylor shows up as a curse-wielding Greek megalomaniac.
B) The exchange of vows will be interrupted by a feminine-hygiene commercial with a mom and daughter playing Frisbee outdoors.
C) Bo Brady, despite being an NBC character, kidnaps the bride-to-be.
D) The episode will only draw two million viewers.