Question: Do you hate The Housewives or something? Last week's AA was a huge disappointment for me. I love Grey's, but you dedicated way too much time to it. Do you have any Desperate Housewives scoop this week?

Answer: My mole at the National Weather Center tells me that a twister is scheduled to hit Wisteria Lane in late November or early December, and casualties are expected. Also, Mike's old drug habit will rear its ugly head and his dealer lives on Wisteria Lane.