Question: Desperate Housewives? Anything?

Answer: Bree is going to take a page from Michelle Williams' Brokeback Mountain playbook when a gay guy proposes to her. Speaking of the little gay cowboy film that could, I urge all of you gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, intersexual, semisexual, extrasexual, etc to go see this movie. The performances alone particularly Heath Ledger and Williams are worth the price of admission. And before I jump off my cinematic soapbox, go see King Kong, too. Those folks grousing about it being a big, bloated migraine are full of ape s---. It's a spectacle unlike anything you've ever seen. OK, I'm done now.