Is it sadder that another celeb has checked into rehab or that the tabs didn't even care enough to report on his drinking problem to begin with? Debate amongst yourselves while I type up this item about Jesse Metcalfe. The onetime Desperate Housewives bush-wacker has checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse this week, the New York Post reports. I thought he was looking a little more puff than buff in John Tucker Must Die.

Thursday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.