Can you trump the tales of Desperate Housewives' Bree, Susan et al.? ABC.com is soliciting salacious stories from all you married ladies out there for "Confessions of a Desperate Housewife," a series of video montages to be shown on the net's website and distributed wirelessly this fall. For details and a list of the topics you must address in your tawdry li'l confessional, visit DesperateHousewives.com. And this means you, Britney!