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Wait, these are her deepest thoughts? Wait, Britney thinks?! Sorta. On her website, she's reaching out to fans to "explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently," she writes. Among them:

" Her post-breakup party spree: "I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself.... I was so lost," says La Spears. Not that she sees anything wrong with her behavior. "I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce." I want to be sympathetic, I really do, but when you put "young girl" and "huge divorce" in the same sentence as "normal," I'm sorry, honey, ya lose me.

" Her frienemies: "This letter is to not place blame on anyone," she insists, then places blame on her social circle. "I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me." Well, that's something at least. If you have to be taught a lesson, it ought to be of the learning variety.

" Rehab: The mother of two calls it "a very humbling place" but one she never needed to visit. Although "I truly hit rock bottom," she maintains, "I don't think that it was alcohol or depression [that got to me]. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD." And more personal demons than she has ex-husbands. "I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again." Trust us, your chest is quite large enough.