Dave Chappelle by Stephen Lovekin/WireImage.com Dave Chappelle by Stephen Lovekin/WireImage.com

According to the New York Post, the former heard that the latter was going to try to break his record for the most consecutive hours spent performing stand-up, so on Sunday, he broke his own damn record by doing a six-hour-and-12-minute set at Hollywood's Laugh Factory. Among his jokes, the paper says, was an explanation of a recent trip to Ecuador: He had to go so he could return to the States speaking the language properly. - Ben Katner