Jonathan Roberts and Marie Osmond by Carol Kaelson/ABC Jonathan Roberts and Marie Osmond by Carol Kaelson/ABC

According to TMZ, not only did Dancing with the Stars dolly Marie Osmond have a writer on the set all the time to feed her one-liners, said scribe was ready to roll when she "passed out" and was at the ready when she was "revived." (And really, who didn't think she was made of heartier stock than that?) In related news, as Marie ditches hubby No. 2, the website claims she's telling amigos she wants No. 3 to be a power player. Mitovich, be glad you're married. Me, I'm so toast. - Ben Katner

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