Michael Jackson's nose is still out of joint over that frightening (and highly rated) British documentary in which he told

Martin Bashir that he sometimes lets children sleep in his bed — and he's not taking the matter lying down. Jacko plans to release a video of Bashir praising Jackson's skills as a parent, which would seemingly contradict statements the journalist made during the 90-minute piece. The extra footage was shot during the making of the documentary. According to a statement released by the singer's camp, "The film shows extraordinary scenes of Martin Bashir praising the way Michael treats children and commenting on how good a father he is." Here's my two cents: Any child that disses Razzie nominee Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones — as little Prince Michael did — can't be all that messed up. Speaking of which...