CRUSHING BLOWS FOR $500
Ken Jennings is human after all! The record-breaking Jeopardy! brainiac lost out to former Pennsylvania record-clerk Brad Rutter in the game show's three-day tournament of champions. Rutter walks off with a cool $2 million, while runner-up Jennings pockets a measly $500,000. Eh, there's nothing worse than being dumb and poor. So I'm told.