If you were planning to tune in to the Mar. 27 Dirt finale to fulfill your L Word fantasies about just-Friends Rachel and Monica, don't bother. (Sorry, Mitovich.) Yesterday, series star Courteney Cox reiterated to yet another news outlet (in this case, Access Hollywood) that her and Jennifer Aniston's kiss doesn't even include any tongue. As if to rub salt in the wound, Mrs. David Arquette added that "it is really not a big deal to kiss" Brad Pitt's ex. Lisa Kudrow, you're our final hope.

Matt here: Is Cox protesting too much? Isn't this, like, her second time playing down the kiss to the media? Dayum, those two musta really made out! Ah, to be a fly on the editing-room wall....