Following a five-hour meeting with attorneys present - during which you have to figure Brit at some point groused, "This is as long as rehab, y'all!" - Ms. Spears and estranged hubby Kevin Federline arrived at "a global settlement on all issues of their marriage and custody of their two children," a spokesperson for K-Fed tells the AP.

While no details on the agreement were released, a source close to the talks tells Us that rumors of a $1 million settlement and a "50/50" custody agreement are "inaccurate." Though if K-Fed's itching for a mil, he may want to rifle through George Clooney's hard drive.