Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller by Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller by Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com
Charlie Sheen and his newly-minted bride, Brooke Mueller, are probably still off honeymooning after their May 30 nuptials, but details of the ceremony are trickling in. Namely, the couple decided to add their own flair by way of vows that were wholly hilarious to the guests and onlookers. "The traditional vows are so outdated that these days, the only difference between a wedding and a funeral is the casket," Sheen tells

OK!. Sheen promised, among other things, to "organize less and listen more," "quit breaking a hug too soon," and "mute the ball game when Brooke says, 'This is a matter of life and death.'" Not to be outdone, Mueller vowed to "cook more meals outside of the microwave" and "clean my closet at least once per decade." Perhaps in a rush to make it to the reception's open bar, the couple finished with, "This and that, such and such. Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah." - J.R. Whalen Related: " Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Tie the Knot