Question: Any chance Munch will get a decent story on an upcoming Law & Order: SVU?

Answer: Well, I know he'll be paired with Stabler in another one of those damn tandem episodes later this season. Ask me how I know this. Go ahead, ask me. "How do you know, Michael?" I know because I came home last week and found the two of them standing in the lobby of my apartment building. Yes, SVU was once again shooting an episode on my home turf, although this time there was no Mariska in sight. Sucks, too, because I was totally going to invite her up to my apartment to pose with me in front of my huge Smurf poster. And before you ask, no, "Smurf poster" is not code for something else. I really have a Smurf poster and it's huge.