Question: Any chance of doing a book signing when you are out in L.A. for press tour? I've met your frienemy, Kristin from E! Online, and Herc from AICN. Meeting you would give me the TV-reporter trifecta, not to mention you are my favorite one and I would love to shower you with praise in person.

Answer: I suppose if there's enough demand we could arrange something. At the very least, we could pull a few tables together at Johnny Rockets and discuss my greatness over Streamliners and Diet Coke. But promise me you won't stick me with the bill. Just because I'm a pop-culture icon doesn't mean I'm made of money.