It certainly looks like the bitch is back! Why? Because Celia, now bald and enduring chemo, has risen above the witches of the PTA. She boots the queen off her throne in order to regain her old title! All in a day's work... Oh, and she makes it clear once and for all that gays and pedophiles are not one and the same. As always, thank you, Weeds, for tackling silly stereotypes....

Things are not so glorious for Nancy. While it's opening day at her "fakery" (as Andy calls it), she gets busted on campus. The "head of security" then steals her 14K product. And just how does this bud find its way back home? Let's call it a bonus from last week's romp with the penny tosser, which has rewarded her with his protection (and unwanted gifts). I knew he wouldn't go away after one play date! Now she's treading a fine line will she really whore herself out? How can you say no to someone who can either protect you, kill you or help you generate thousands of dollars in income? Big questions, but no answers are in sight.

And, to top it all off, Shane's shrink wants him on meds. While Andy fiercely objects to drugging kids, Shane ironically tells Nancy to "Say yes to drugs." If only he knew the degree of her yes.