Shirley MacLaine, who is producing and costarring in Lindsay Lohan's next movie, Poor Things, has vowed to stand behind the hot mess, even going so far as to rearrange the shooting schedule so that Lindz can still participate once she's detoxed. "We wish her love and the blending of mind, body and spirit," reads the noted kook's statement.

Today's News was written by Ben Katner.