The Sept. 15 premiere of Survivor: Guatemala will kick off the new season for CBS, which announced its schedule on Thursday. Other key dates to program into the FauxVo: The King of Queens, Two and a Half Men and CSI: Miami all return on Sept. 19; CSI: NY begins its sophomore season on Sept. 21, while the original is back Sept. 22; Season 3 of Cold Case commences on Sept. 25, the same night that loon bird Cybill Shepherd headlines Martha Behind Bars; and The Amazing Race: Family Edition which sounds like it should be hosted by Richard Dawson but probably isn't gets started on Sept. 27.