THE CARTOON ABOUT NOTHING
Jerry Seinfeld will team up with DreamWorks Animation to make Bee Movie, an animated feature he penned. The comedian and proud papa (wife Jessica is said to be carrying their third child) will also voice the main character of the flick, about a bee fresh out of college who sues humankind for stealing bees' hard-earned honey. Renee Zellweger, Oprah Winfrey and Uma Thurman are also on board for the movie, scheduled for release Nov. 2, 2007. Seinfeld, meanwhile, is being sued by a real-estate broker for allegedly stiffing her on the commission for the $4 million brownstown the couple purchased. Not that there's anything wrong with that.