Next spring, Hyperion plans to publish Burnt Toast, a book of advice penned by Desperate Housewives' Teri Hatcher. "I have had so many women approach me, sharing their own stories and [asking] me how it feels to have a second chance at 40," says Hatcher, a self-proclaimed onetime has-been. "With this book, I hope to reach everyone that I don't bump into on the street and share my story." In related news, Howie Long is now a Borders stock boy.