Britney Spears by Alexandra Wyman/WireImage.com Britney Spears by Alexandra Wyman/WireImage.com

Yes, according to Us, Little Miss "Oops... I Did It Again" Spears' lawyer, Michael Flanagan, thinks it isn't fair that the L.A. city attorney wants her given 24 months of probation for driving without a license. Even if her wrist-slap stemming from a hit-and-run is reduced to just one year, he adds, "No misdemeanor violation is satisfactory to me." I'm sure lots of people who can't afford their own chauffeurs feel the same way.

In other Britnews, TMZ reports that her and Fed-Ex's reps have agreed that she will have the kids on Christmas Day. Wait, is Starbucks open on Christmas?

And in still more Britnews, Us says she'll begin work (work?) on a music video for "Piece of Me" on Tuesday at 8 am (am?!). Wayne Isham (who shot her for "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman") will direct the clip, in which she and her dancers sneak into a club incognito (matching wigs and trench coats) but get hounded mercilessly by the paparazzi anyway. Can't wait for the car-chase scene. - Ben Katner