After receiving Friday's court order not to drive her kids anymore, the human headline had her attorney, Anne Kiley, tell Us that she "hopes... by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside." Yeah, um, good luck with that. Kiley added, "Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children." Funny. I was sure the public displays of freakishness and disregard for undergarments would surely safeguard the babies from harm. Go figure. - Ben Katner