Tony Parker and Eva Longoria by Chris Weeks/WireImage.com Tony Parker and Eva Longoria by Chris Weeks/WireImage.com

The winning tabloid in the Eva Longoria wedding-pics sweepstakes is... OK! Magazine, which paid north of $2 million for dibs on the photos, sources tell the New York Post. People was a runner-up in the bidding, but was reportedly crippled by unflattering editorial coverage of groom-to-be Tony Parker (of the San Antonio Spurs). The lavish affair is set to take place July 7 at a castle in Paris.

I know, you're thinking, "Isn't that a lot of money for wedding photos?" But I have it on good authority that the coverage will include some (or perhaps all) of the following: Eva in a bridal gown, white in color; Eva and Tony playfully feeding each other wedding cake; and Eva meeting Tony at the foot of a spiral staircase. You read it here first.