Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo; Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo; Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz

Question: Seriously?! You haven't given us any Bones scoop in three weeks! What happened to your promise to give us more Bones scoop?

Answer: Geez, I thought my Aunt Joan was high-maintenance, but she's got nothing on you Bones fans. And if you must know, the reason I've been scrimping on the Bones prattle is because I traded in three weeks of so-so spoilers for one that's so earth-shattering it could literally, well, shatter the Earth. Sources confirm to me exclusively that at some point before January, Booth and Brennan will (brace yourself for planetary obliteration) kiss! Are we still here? Did Earth explode? No? Phew. Anyway, my mole wouldn't spill the circumstances surrounding the long-awaited smooch, except to say that there is some kind of "twist" involved. Any guesses as to what that twist might be? Post 'em in the Ask Ausiello Discussion Thread!