Jesse Ventura has been relegated to the dreaded weekend shift. MSNBC has dropped plans to give the wrestler-turned-governor his own weeknight show. Instead, he will host a once-a-week program on ewww — Saturdays. In a statement, Ventura said he believes the Saturday slot "is not as confining as weeknight programming and will allow me more freedom to strut my stuff and make my case." In other words, he can do whatever he wants because no one will be watching.