We Invented the Remix — the latest album from Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, co-starring collaborators like Mary J. Blige and Ashanti — topped the charts with 256,000 copies last week. Rapper Cam'ron's Come Home with Me sold 226,000 (No. 2) and Weezer's Maladroit moved 152,000 units (No. 3). And hey, Eminem: You say "nobody listens" to Moby's techno? Then why did the chrome-domed DJ's 18 sell 126,000 discs in its first week? Touché, baby.