Hot off the semisuccess of Bad News Bears, Billy Bob Thornton has scored a role in School for Scoundrels, a remake of a British comedy about a forlorn meter reader who takes a confidence-building class to win the girl of his dreams  only to see his professor (Thornton) set his sights on the same beauty. I will totally go see this if they cast Brad as the chump and Angelina as the girl. What, Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) is already set to play the other guy? Never mind then.