Question: I am a big Nip/Tuck fan, so I was excited when you issued a little scoop from the new season in last week's AA. But I'm confused you said Julia will "pull a Calamity Jane to someone else's Joanie Stubbs." What does that mean?

Answer: It was a reference to the little lesbian-tinged Deadwood spoiler I issued, like, three questions above that one. Sounds like someone was caught not reading the entire column. Bad, Bryan. Bad!