May I never again use any variations of the word "staple" this many times in one sentence: Staples' "Staplers of the Stars" online auction of autographed staplers is poised to bring in big bucks for charity. Paris Hilton's John Hancocked stapler alone is currently commanding top dollar — just over a grand. Hot on the socialite's designer heels are Donald Trump and Katie Couric, whose staplers are going for $800 apiece.