Question: I can't believe you! Absolutely nothing on Desperate Housewives in last week's AA! Come on, I know you're holding out on us!

Answer: Nicollette Sheridan's wish is Marc Cherry's command. She asked that her soon-to-be-introduced son be a wee little one and presto! he's a wee little one! The show is looking to cast a 9-year-old actor for the part. Haley Joel Osment, call your agent!