Question: Come on, Mikey. You're moderately funny and slightly cute, but Sexiest Vegetarian? Let's get real. You're not even the sexiest columnist at TV Guide. Let's stick to dropping spoilers and tart one-liners and leave the fantasy stuff to the good folks at Battlestar Galactica, K?

Answer: Does anyone else notice the similarity between Brian's writing style and Matt Mitovich's? It's uncanny.