Page Kennedy, the actor abruptly released from his role as Desperate Housewives' Caleb for alleged "improper conduct," is shopping around a song about his firing. Per the New York Daily News, "Hold On" has Kennedy rapping, "My departure was part of a particular incident that I'm done mentioning/What else could I say, they recast me after they unmasked me," then saying rumors of him flashing coworkers "were complete lies/The media sticks together like fat guys and supersized fries." All I can think is, why doesn't Marcia Cross ever rap?