Lindsay Lohan will guest-star on a November sweeps episode of That '70s Show as — you guessed it — a love interest for her real-life sweetie, Wilmer Valderrama. In the episode, airing Nov. 17, Lohan plays Danielle, a new client at the local beauty salon where Fez (Valderrama) works as a shampoo boy. According to a Fox press release, "Fez consoles Danielle about her guy problems and she ends up finding comfort in more than just his wash-rinse-repeat skills. But the situation takes a hairy turn when Fez faces some stiff competition from Kelso (Ashton Kutcher)." Get it? Hairy turn. He's a shampoo boy.... It's a salon.... Hairy turn.