Yep, she's (playing) gay, but nope, her girls are homegrown. That's the net-net from Jennifer Aniston, per a new interview in People. Regarding her upcoming appearance on Friend Courteney Cox's Dirt, Aniston's not surprised by the hoopla surrounding their on-screen kiss (first reported on by our own Ausiello): "I told Courteney, 'How many days will it take to come out?' It was a record - about a week."

As for tab headlines suggesting that her bosom appeared suspiciously bodacious at the Globes, Aniston only cops to a recent rhinoplasty redo. "I had [a deviated septum] fixed - best thing I ever did. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me."

And how.