Amy Schumer was just a regular ordinary girl...until Tim Gunn came in with some seriously life changing news.

In her latest Inside Amy Schumer sketch, the comedienne revealed the harsh reality of what actually happens when a peasant girl is told she's a princess...and the truth is not pretty. Even though, as Tim Gunn says, "every princess must marry a dashing prince," there's nothing glamorous about said prince being a first cousin. Not to mention what happens when only female heirs are born....

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Still interested in being a princess, ladies?