The 2012 race for the presidency just got zanier as Roger Smith, resident alien on Fox's American Dad, has thrown his interstellar hat into the ring. He offers his views on the pressing issues he'll face in the campaign!
TV Guide Magazine: What's your plan for stimulating the economy?
Smith: My stimulation plan normally involves alligator clamps, a car battery, a bucket of Wesson oil, two free-range chickens, a Swedish tourist and the third season of Mr. Belvedere.
TV Guide Magazine: Boxers or briefs?
Smith: Boxers. No, briefs! Actually, either one as long as they're edible.
TV Guide Magazine: Who's the first entertainer you'd invite to the White House?
Smith: Justin Timberlake. He's pretty much the reason I'm running. For the last several years, I've been having a dickens of a time getting ahold of him. But he can't keep ignoring me if I'm president, right?
TV Guide Magazine: You're a connoisseur of great wigs. Which candidate's hair do you admire most?
Smith: It's not a level playing field. Rick Santorum's the only candidate who is obviously not wearing a hairpiece. Some might find Santorum's follicular honesty admirable, but my question is: How do you vote for a guy who is so clearly antitechnology?