Question: As an avid reader, I am shocked that you haven't mentioned the hilarious new comedy Aliens in America. Have you noticed how well written and superbly acted this show is? And it has our favorite guy, Scott Patterson!

Answer: Haven't mentioned it? What rock have you been living under? I've been singing America's praises for months. I even touted it as one of my top five fall picks. And now I'm about to give you some exclusive scoop: There's an episode coming up called "The Muslim Card" in which a very annoying teenager falls in love with Raja and, to his horror, converts to Islam for him. The role will be played by Kala Savage, sister of Ben and Fred.