WHO'LL SHOOT J.R.?
Bend It Like Beckham's
Gurinder Chadha — who is already attached to helm an
I Dream of Jeannie movie — is close to inking a deal to direct
Jennifer Lopez,
Luke Wilson,
John Travolta and
Shirley MacLaine in the big-screen
Dallas. She would replace
Robert Luketic, who dropped out due to "creative differences" (read: "J.Lo as Sue Ellen?! I'm Audi.").