Uma Thurman has bathroom issues. The Oscar-nominated Pulp Fiction actress tells November's Harper's Bazaar that "when you're in a relationship, it's better to be with somebody who has an affair than with somebody who doesn't flush the toilet." Later in the interview Thurman added, "I'm talking humorously about the challenges of relationships. I don't want people to think I'm saying that about my beloved husband [Ethan Hawke]." If you say so, Uma.