Today's column was written by Matt Webb Mitovich.
NIGHT FEEDING
Tina Fey
After giving birth to her first child, daughter
Alice, on Sept. 10,
Tina Fey will return from maternity leave to coanchor
Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" on Oct. 22. "I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement," Fey quips in a statement. Aw,
Horatio, we hardly knew ye. (OK, we did. And, well, you were "eh.")
